English SMS's

[kaivan_22]

A lucky star fell on the earth last nigth, It asked me what i wanted? a miliom dollars or a great friend? I picked a million dollars because I already have you!!

[kaivan_22]

Love is like WAR.....
Easy to stärt.....
Difficult to end......
AND IMPOSSIBLE to forget...
So be aware of that and dont fell in love with anybody

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[Sina.G]

''F**K YOU'' means :
F: Flower 4 u.
U: Unlimited Love 4 u.
C: Chocolate is not sweeter than u.
K: Kiss 4 u.
YOU : You are always in my mind.
SO F**K YOU !!!

No vulgar words

[Sina.G]

WARNING
If you read this SMS a ''Virus" will enter to your brain.
LOADING...
10%
20%
30%
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80%
90%
ERROR
Brain not Found!!!

[Wisdom]

One day you will ask me what I love more or my life, and when i will say my life

You will walk away from me without knowing ..., that you are my life

[Sina.G]

A 992 I
n0279q biquT2
2M2 pni992
!...2iHT 9>lil

Take your Phone in front of a mirror an read !!!

[Sina.G]

I

I L

I Lo

I Lov

I Love

I Love Y

I Love Yo


I Love Yoghurt !!!

[kaivan_22]

do not marry a person that you know you can live whit
Only someone that you can not live whitout

[behkarzad]

CNN NEWS:

Hi there

Three monkeies escaped from zoo yesterday.
uh, I can the 1st monkey. It is having a banana.
oh, It is the 2nd one. It is drinking water.
Wow I can see the 3rd one. It is reading this SMS.

Pardon me for this ioke sms :blush:

bye

[kaivan_22]

Give laugh 2 all
but smile 2 one,
give cheeks 2 all
but lips 2 one,
give love 2 all
but heart 2 one,
let evrybody love you
but u love "one"...

[kaivan_22]

If a man open the car door for his wife... 1. the car is new 2. the wife is new. 3. she is not his wife

[Strasboorg]

Do You Want Nokia 7250 absolutely free with
a free Sim card havin free sms n free outgoing.
Simply log on to www . stop Dreaming u asshole.com

Sorry 4 impolite SMS

[Wisdom]

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T (...) V W X Y Z did i miss something ? no.but i put U in my heart

[Wisdom]

One, two ,I Love You ,three ,four ,Love Me More ,five ,six ,Give Me Kiss ,seven ,eight ,Don't Be Late , nine ,ten ,Hug Me Then

[behkarzad]

Women are like as an Internet Virus.They Enter your life, Scan your pocket, Trasfer your money, Edit your mind, Download her problems, Delete your smile, And Hang you for ever.

[M.B.M]

what r the 3 fastest ways of communication?
a-telephone
b-television
c-tell-a woman

[M.B.M]

forgettin you is hard to do
forgettin me is up to you
forget me not
forget me never
forget this message
but not the sender

[M.B.M]

how do you keep a mongole busy? read below.
how do you keep a mongole busy? read above

[M.B.M]

Folk say you only fall in love once, but whenever I hear your voice I fall in love all over again

[M.B.M]

Without humor, life sux. Without love, life is hopeless. Without courage, life is hard. Without friends like you, life is impossible

[M.B.M]

I hate u when u smile at me coz u make me crazy. I hate u when u talk to me coz u make me run out of words. I hate u when I see u coz u make me luv u more

[M.B.M]

So Sweet is ur SMILE,
So Sweet is ur STYLE,
So Sweet is ur VOICE,
So Sweet is ur EYE,
see .......how Sweetly I Lie

[M.B.M]

Teacher: Four beautiful girls are walking on the road. Change it to exclamatory sentence.
Student: WOW

[M.B.M]

our smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best

[M.B.M]

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist

[M.B.M]

If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME

[M.B.M]

When u smile the world smiles with u. Wen u r down people'll rally behind u but when u fart u r alone coz people'll never stand by u

[سيسه]

Never question your wife's judjment. Look at who she married

[finali]

i asked god aflower he gave me a gorden i asked a freind he gave me you

[sise]

A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."

[Van Gogh]

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happend to you?

[Van Gogh]

Don't be sad... don't feel blue... Frankenstein was ugly too

[Van Gogh]

I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again

[love-to-learn]

The greatest fact about men's brain: nothing is right on the left side and nothing is left on the right size

[shoeib]

the wife : i wish i was a newspaper so i could be in your hand all the time !
husband : i wish you were a newspaper so i could have a new one every day !

[co121]

Last night I was thinking about "u"...
I decided to ...

think about "vwxyz" tonight

[Explorer2005]

A Riddle :
A Short thing
It gets longer when you hold it and pass betwween women breasts
and
Enters into a hole.
WHAT IS IT ?
1 min to think ...
.
.
.
.
.
.
" CAR SEAT BELT "
you dirty mind !!

[Explorer2005]

ِAmerican say : Life is too short
but
Iranian say : Life is tu short !!

[r_azary]

Do your feet never hurt ???? ... You are wondering around my thoughts all day long....

[r_azary]

A wish in a corner, Deep in my Heart, 2BFreinds 4ever & never apart, hope this bond has a long life 2 live, for you my friend anything i`ll give

[r_azary]

): Let the most beautiful dream come to u tonight,Let the sweetest person come in ur dream tonight.... But dont make it a habit bcoz I m not free every night....

[r_azary]

One who smokes, has a SMOKY heart, One who drinks, has an ALCOHOLIC heart... So dear U must STOP eating SWEETS... as u r already a SWEETEHART!

[r_azary]

Starts has 5 ends Square has 4 ends trinagle has 3 ensd line has 2 ends but circle of our friendship has no end...

[r_azary]

Make a heart which never break Make a smile which never hurts Make a life which never pains Make a relationship which never ends

[r_azary]

When it hurts to look back, and you’re scared to look ahead, you can look beside you and your best friend will be there

[r_azary]

Did you know that those who appear to be very strong in heart, are real weak and most susceptible? Did you know that those who spend their time protecting others are the ones that really need someone to protect them? Did you know that the three most difficult things to say are: "I love you", "Sorry" and "Plz help me".

[r_azary]

Did you know that those who dress in red are more confident in themselves? Did you know that those who dress in yellow are those that enjoy their beauty? Did you know that those who dress in black, are those who want to be unnoticed and need your help and understanding? Did you know that when you help someone, the help is returned in two folds?

[r_azary]

Did you know that it's easier to say what you feel in writing than saying it to someone in the face? But did you know that it has more value when you say it to their face? Did you know that if you ask for something in faith, your wishes are granted? Did you know that you can make your dreams come true, like falling in love, becoming rich, staying healthy, if you ask for it by faith, and if you really knew, you'd be surprised by what you could do.

[r_azary]

But don't believe everything I tell you, until you try it for yourself, if you know someone that is in need of something that I mentioned, and you know that you can help, you'll see that it will be returned in two-fold.

[r_azary]

Today, the ball of FRIENDSHIP is in your court, send this to those who truly are your friends (including me if I am one). Also, do not feel bad if no one sends this back to you in the end, you'll find out that you'll get to keep the ball for other people want more

[alone_s]

my dear friend test ur mind
i plus opposite of W plus initial of ice plus twice the letter b4t plus 3/4 of X plus (1-1) plus
topless O .if u khnow the answer send it back to me

[alone_s]

winter comes again, summer comes again, but a person like u will never com again, beacuse GOD never makes a mistake twice!

[alone_s]

TITANIC
although it was a big SHIP but it sunk.So the best SHIP is still FRIENDSHIP.

[alone_s]

the one who invented alphabets was a genius.but he made a silly mistake by kepping" U" & "I" so far.

[alone_s]

one stone is enough to break a glass,one sentence is enough to break a heart,one second is enough to fall in love ,one firend is enough to live all life...

[dreammcenroe]

baba in sms majani pzv shodam hala mige man bayad sms bedam man khodam sms mikhastam

[lune]

Fifty years from now, I'd be so old I might forget you
I might not remember ever knowing you
or might forget I once cared for you
I might… but I won't

[lune]

Do you ever recall the first day we met? Our first hello? The day we became friends? Well, I do and I will always remember. For that very day, I knew I'd cherish you

[lune]

U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart
U may be out of my reach but not out of my mind
I may mean nothing to u
but u will always be special to me

[lune]

We've known each other by CHANCE
became friends by CHOICE
still friends by DECISION
And when we say FRIEND FOREVER
that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE

[love-to-learn]

my dear friend test ur mind
i plus opposite of W plus initial of ice plus twice the letter b4t plus 3/4 of X plus (1-1) plus
topless O .if u khnow the answer send it back to me



Hi

The answer is I miss you

Good luck my friend :)

[alone_s]

Hi

The answer is I miss you

Good luck my friend :)

tanks for your answe :santa: honey

[amintnt]

Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make --- a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

[amintnt]

Who Wants 2 B A
£MILLIONAIRE£

Let's play?
Q.Nobody likes u cos u r a:


A.Cunt B.Wanka

C.Rsole D.Twat



50/50



Phone a friend?


RING ME! I'LL TELL U!

[amintnt]

Good news! A new way to send Romantic kiss to your girlfriend. Just call me and order your kiss. I will personally go and deliver it.

[amintnt]

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist.

[amintnt]

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

[amintnt]

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don't have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

[amintnt]

Great Calculation: Only 20% boys have brains.
Rest have



Girlfriends


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An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.
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I'm sorry that i posted these jokes separately! when i saw this topic, i got and idea! here u can find anything! any kind of SMS that u like. [ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]
good luck

[alone_s]

me:howlong is 1 milion year for u?
god? about 1 minute.
me: how much is 1 milion dollor for u?
god: 1 peny
me:give me 1 peny please..
god:wait a minute.

In my life I learned how 2 love, 2 smile, 2 B happy, 2 B strong,
2 work hard, 2 B honest, 2 B faithful, 2 forgive. But I couldn't learn how 2 forget U...

155 Character

A simple BYE make us cry, A simple JOKE make us laugh, simple CARE make us fall in love. I hope my simple SMS make you think of me. I miss you.

I am in casualty now, don't say I didn't tell you. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to ICU. Doctor told, I will die if I don't STOP.. Missing You

The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

My eyes are hurting coz I can’t see u, my arms r empty coz I can’t hold u, my lips are cold coz I can’t kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I’m not with u.

U are a...



B. I. T. C. H.



Beautiful



Intelligent



Talented



Cute



Horny



r u smiling now?



*YOU BITCH*




Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur's Faithfully,

"HeArT aTtAcK"




I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...

[amintnt]

At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before.



Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.


Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.




I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!

[amintnt]

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.


.....the Heart Beat of my Phone
.....is ur Message Tone


When u feel sad .. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say .."damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness .. But don't make this a habit .. Coz liars go to hell !!!!

[amintnt]

The day that I'll die, when death replaces birth, I'll recognize angels' faces, 'cus I live with one on earth..




Like a rose needs water, like a season needs change, like a poet needs a pen, I need you!!



If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you !


3 words made my heart beat faster, 3 words made my legs shake 3 words made my head spin, 3 words: I love you!

[diana_1989]

hi every body
every one sey sky is blue
but i say sky is black
becouse my sky is in your eyesssssssss:santa: :santa: :santa:

[diana_1989]

dont wait until peoplr are dead to give them flower:wub: :king:

[diana_1989]

GOD IS ALWAYS WITH U
DONT FORGOT HIM
IF STH DONT GO IN YOUR WAY
KNOW THAT GOD HAVE GOOD PLAN FOR U
WE DONT KNOW WHAT HIS PLAN FOR US
BUT WE KNOW HIS WAYYYYYYYYYY IS ALWAYS BEST ONE
BA BYE:santa:

[hardrock007]

I hope so

and I also hope GOD hear me & help me over my life

Thank You Great Merciful GOD Thank you

[hardrock007]

dear diana

please correct Line 2 & 3

Line 2 shoud be Forget & Line 3 is not Understandible

tnank you & Keep it up

[diana_1989]

whatever
the struggle
continue the clime
it may be only
one step to the summit:cool:

[yam78]

2b
2gether +
_________________
4ever

[Vahed]

Just God...i can just say this words about god! Just God

[diana_1989]

sometime i feel like
i will never stop
just go on for ever
till gonna reach up to stars & heaven

[amintnt]

Just God...i can just say this words about god! Just God
Such an English SMS, I will forward it to all my contacts!l

[alone_s]

i've been so caught up in the thought of me & u,I know my heart belongs to u.tell me how did we ever let the situation get this far;maybe i should just try to hide the things i feel inside.what did i do the day i let u slip into my soul... it was then ,when i realize that i would always want u in my life... should 've never told u that i cared about u,didn't think that it would be so bad...

[cute_female]

words begin with:
A
B
C

numbers begin with:

1
2
3

music begins with:

do
re
mi

but true love begins with:

U
and
Me!!!!

[Venus]

He came at night,
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!

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I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

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CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw your phone against the wall.Then assemble the pieces....

[Venus]

Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!

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there are 3 chambers in my heart.
there are 3 chambers in my heart.
1 for ALLAH
1 for ABBOO
1 for AMMEE
Oh wat about u dear?
Sorry no place 4 u in my heart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bcoz
You Are MY HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too- but if u press the wrong button u'll be disconnected!!!!

[Venus]

The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
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When I was born Devil said...Oh Shit!!! Another GOD!!!..& When u were born devil said ...Oh Shit!!!!Competition...!!! ....

[Venus]

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....

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Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....

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If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

[Venus]

Merry Christmas, Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween & Happy Birthday Now bug off and don't annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!


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what happend 2 ur mobile? i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg: welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.

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First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

[Venus]

Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof
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Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
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If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food
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At dis moment in time 10 million people r having ---.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on
I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend I KILL YOU FOR FREE !!

[De^^on]

با حاله ادامه بده

[Venus]

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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
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[Venus]

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

[Venus]

SMS Dictionary

SMS


Meaning

AFAIK
As Far As I Know

AFK
Away From Keyboard

ASAP
As Soon As Possible

ATK
At The Keyboard

ATM
At The Moment

A3
Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace

BAK
Back At Keyboard

BBL
Be Back Later

BBS
Be Back Soon

BFN/B4N
Bye For Now

BRB
Be Right Back

BRT
Be Right There

BTW
By The Way

B4N
Bye For Now

CU
See You

CUL8R
See You Later

CYA
See You

FAQ
Frequently Asked Questions

FC
Fingers Crossed

FWIW
For What It's Worth

FYI
For Your Information

GAL
Get A Life

GG
Good Game

GMTA
Great Minds Think Alike

GR8
Great!

G9
Genius

IC
I See

ICQ
I Seek you

ILU
I Love You

IMHO
In My Honest/Humble Opinion

IMO
In My Opinion

IOW
In Other Words

IRL
In Real Life

KISS
Keep It Simple, Stupid

LDR
Long Distance Relationship

LMAO
Laugh My Ass Off

LOL
Laughing Out Loud

LTNS
Long Time No See

L8R
Later

MTE
My Thoughts Exactly

M8
Mate

NRN
No Reply Necessary

OIC
Oh I See

PITA
Pain In The A*8

PRT
Party

PRW
Parents Are Watching

QPSA?
Que Pasa?

ROFL
Rolling On The Floor Laughing

ROFLOL
Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud

ROTFLMAO
Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A** Off

SK8
Skate

STATS
Your --- and age

ASL
Age, ---, Location

THX
Thank You

TTFN
Ta-Ta For Now!

TTYL
Talk To You Later

U
You

U2
You Too

U4E
Yours For Ever

WB
Welcome Back

WTF
What The F...

WTG
Way To Go!

WUF
Where Are You From?

W8
Wait...

7K
Sick

[Venus]

It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is great in the sack. It's also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet! [ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]

[Venus]

I've been arrested for bein the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police station and show them it's a mistake?

[Venus]

Hi i am dying to c u, i want to talk to u seriously, but I cant get 2 u, dis stupid gatekeeper is asking me 4 a ticket to enter the zoo!

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Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty… so the world needs YOU after all! [ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]

[amintnt]

:thumbsdow
[ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]

[Venus]

i appreciate those who are active in this topic



wish i was ur blanket,i wish i was ur bed, i wish i was ur pillow underneath ur head,i wanna b around u,i wanna hold u tight, & b the lucky person who kisses u goodnite

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8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning... i love you

[Venus]

Uve won my luv now I luv u.This heart of mine I give 2 u.So keep it safe as i have done.For u have 2 and i have none!

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There are a million stars and a million dreams, you are the only star for me, the only dream i dream

[Venus]

i dont have the measels, i am not confined to bed, asperin wont help coz i aint my head, i dont have back ache or the flu, its more serious...i am missin u!

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Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always luv u

[Venus]

There are Tulips in my garden,there are Tulips in the park.but nothing is more be beautiful then our two lips meeting in the dark! [ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]

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one day the moon sed 2 me, if your lover makes you cry why dont you leave your lover.. i looked at the moon n replied would you every leave your sky?

[Venus]

I love 3 things! The sun, the moon and U! The sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever!

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if i died or travelled far, i'd write ur name on every star,so everyone could look up & see, dat u mean the world 2 me

[Venus]

Wantin u is easy missin u is hard.Wishin u was wiv me wrapped up in my arms.Constantly think of u wen we r apart.Ive got the padlock u hav the key to my heart

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How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist?How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists?How can u tell me not 2 fall in love wen u exist?

[Venus]

ccidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u


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Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!

[Venus]

When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you

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True luv is hard 2 find.Special 1-1 of a kind.But the luv inside of me is true.It appeared the day i met you!

[Venus]

It takes 2 to tango.2 to kiss.2 to talk & remenisce.so many good things cum in 2 & one of those things is me & u!

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U say u luv me & want 2 hold me tight.those words run thru my head day & nite.i dreamt u held me & made me see dat 4ever 2gether we wood be!

[Venus]

1000 words 1 cood say.1000 wishes 1 cood pray.1000 miles legs cood walk.1000 sounds a mouth cood talk.1000 times ill b true.1000 ways 2 say i luv u!

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Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.ill help u out netime.2 see u hurt 2 see u cry.makes me weep & wanna die.ill b right here til d end.cos ur my luv & my bestfriend

[Venus]

You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!


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There are 3 steps to happy happiness: 1 you. 2 me. 3 our hearts 4 eternity!

[Venus]

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having ---, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

[Venus]

Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!


☻Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

[Venus]

☻Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly!!


☻Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching.........still searching......get a good grip of your mobile....still searching.......no brains found.

[Venus]

☻Did I not see you yesterday at the mall, with a grey jacket? No? O, than it was a rubbish bag after all! .

☻Don't feel sad, don't feel glue, Einstein was ugly too !

[Venus]

☻E man pays $.2,00 for a $.1,00 item that he needs, a woman pays $.1,00 for $.2,00 item that she does not need.


☻Excessive use of alcohol can lead to a pregnancy.

[Venus]

☻For you I would go as far as the end of the world. Do you promise to stay here ?"


☻God created the earth, God created the woods, God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

[Venus]

☻God created the universe, the earth, nature, the eggs, man and saw that it was good and beautiful. God also created woman and thought : ‘I hope she will make herself up’!

☻HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

[Venus]

☻Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now..... sorry I will leave, I can't find a brain.


☻Hello, this is GOD. I make few bad creations but you are the worst monster I ever realised. My apologies on behalf of the whole world..

[Venus]

☻How would you like your egg for breakfast.... hard-boiled or impregnated?


☻I am a killer,I kill people for money.....But because you are my friend,I'll kill you for nothing!

[Venus]

☻I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...


☻I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

[Venus]

☻If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long.


☻If you have picture where you look old, keep them. In twenty years you can prove that you have not changed a bit.

[Venus]

☻Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going ??? [ برای مشاهده لینک ، لطفا با نام کاربری خود وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنید ]

☻roses are red, violets are blue, frankenstein is ugly but what the hell happened to you????

[Venus]

☻The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??


☻This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

[Venus]

☻Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, a ---- mouth, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?


☻We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."

[Venus]

☻We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........Sorry, no brain found !!!


☻What he want, I do not want ... What I want, he does not want ... What we want, is not allowed!

[Venus]

☻You with your beautiful eyes, you with your nice hair, you with your fantastic body ... o, sorry, wrong number

[hamid_hitman47]

Everytime i hear my message tone ,i always hope one of them comes from u .my SIMCARD may have limited memory , but my HEART has unlimited space for u

[Parnyan]

If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.
If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...
I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!
Lives are for living I live for you
Dreams are for dreaming I dream for you
Hearts are for beating mine beats for you
Angels are for keeping. Can I keep you?

[Parnyan]

funny sms
Roses R Red Violets R Blue
Monkeys Like you Shud Be kept In the Zoo
Dont feel Angry U Will Find Me There Too
Not In a cage But Laughing At you
If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!
I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Dad says "Love Animals"!
May your life be like toilet paper - long and useful!
Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
I'd climb the highest mountain. I'd swim the ocean blue. I'd do anything at all my dear - Just to get away from you.
Remember me and bare in mind A faithful girl is hard to find This is always good and true So dont go changing old for new!
I'm not as dumb as you look.
If I can be of any help, you're in worse trouble than I thought

[Parnyan]

friendship sms
How can you tell the rain not to fall when clouds exist? How can you tell the leaves not to fall when wind exist? How can you tell me not to fall in friendship when you exist.

Knowing a friend like you has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let you go, I would find a million reasons to make you stay!
If i'm in hell and you in heaven, I would always look up and be proud of you, but if I were in heaven and you in hell, I'd beg God to send me down cause heaven won't be heaven without you.
If I could pull down the rainbow I would write your name with it and put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like you!
Never say you are happy when you are sad, never say you are fine when you are not okay, never say you feel good when you feel bad, and never say you are alone when I'm still alive.
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Dont walk in front of me, I may not follow. Walk beside me and be my friend.
Stay with me, I'll stay with you and we'll be friends, through and through.

Friends are like gold. Each one is rich and they all last a lifetime.

Yeah we're tight, and yeah we fight, but through all of it, there's one thing that will never change, we'll be friends forever.
Its not an achievement 2 make 100 FRiENDS in a Year, but an achievement is 2 make a FRiEND for 100 Years, 'N' I know I've made ONE, that's . . . YOU !!

[Parnyan]

Wherever you go, whatever you do, may God's angels watch over you.l

We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!

When i'm walking in front of you, i'm protecting you. When i'm beside you i'm there for you, when i'm behind you, I'm watching over you. When i'm alone, i'm thinking of you.

What you see as truth, what you see as lies, remember that true friendship never dies. Although we may change and drift apart, i'll always value you deep within my heart!

A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, I will treasure the friendship between us.

GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, because if He did, I couldn't have afforded a precious FRIEND like YOU!

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You'll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME and beyond DISTANCE!

I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends. l

Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

I have seen angels in the sky, I have seen snowfall in july, I have seen things you only imagine to see, But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than you.

[Parnyan]

funny sms
My feelings for you are like the sea. " Wild and romantic ? " "No, they make me sick."

Love me or leave me. Hey,where is everybody going???

In case of fire read this message.....................................I SAID IN CASE OF FIRE YOU IDIOT!! l

Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice....

If being ugly would hurt, you would be in pain all day long. l

Birds love u, Giraffe love u, Goat love u, Elephant love u, Go to zoo, They all miss u.

I am a killer, I kill people for money..... But because you are my friend, I'll kill you for nothing!

[Venus]

LOVE SMS

Best ever!

if someone asks me if ur good...ill say ur not...if they say ur better ...ill say ur not...why shud i say ur good or better coz ur the best i ever had...

Untill tommorow

How can it be that I am sad and happy at the same time ... it's because I know ... that you aren't back until tomorrow05 Mar 2004

I Love You!

A special smile a special face.a special someone i cant replace.i luv u i always will. u've filled a space no one can fill!

The moment

I have liked many but loved very few.yet no-one has been as sweet as u.I'd stand and wait in the worlds longest queue.just for the pleasure of a moment with u.

Love is BAD!!!!

Luv is a basta** it can treat u lik dirt Theres always a risk of u getting hurt.Luv is restless & luv is a flirt.Luv has places to go and people to hurt.

I Love You!

What is a flower without the sun, what is the earth without the sky. What am I without you, that is why I tell you .. I love you

Best friend ..

I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

[Venus]

Looking 4 .....

I'm lukin 4 a word. I'm lukin 4 a whole new word. I'm lukin 4 a word. I'm lukin 4 a word dat nobody knows. I'm lukin 4 a word. I'm lukin 4 a word dat says...dat you are the best !!!

Me or your life?

One day u'll ask me: "whats more important to u- me or ur life?" ill say "my life" and u'll go and leave without even knowing that u are my life.

Golden Star

If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you

My angel...

I asked an angel 2 watch over u, but she back sooner than expected!i asked y?She said "an angel doesnt need 2 watch over an angel!

Dont want 2 Miss u

If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...

You are angel

I asked God 4 a rose & he gave me a garden.I ask God 4 a drop of water & he gave me an ocean.I asked God 4 an angel &he gave me u

My thoughts

By following my heart I came to you, I only forgot to take something back with me. For my thoughts are still with you

[Venus]

Scared to loose you

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

I'm very Rich !

I opened my purse and found it empty.i reached in 2 my pocket and found a few coins then i searched my heart and found u!dats wen i realised how rich i am

Love Forever

Love is like a golden chain that links our hearts together and if you ever break that chain youll break my heart 4ever!xxx

How can you ...

How can u tell the rain not 2 fall wen clouds exist?How can u tell the leaves not 2 fall wen the wind exists?How can u tell me not 2 fall in love wen u exist?

[Venus]

10000 ways -

10000 words 1 cud say.10000 wishes 1 cud pray.10000 miles legs cud walk.10000 sounds a mouth cud talk.10000 times ill b true.10000 ways 2 say i luv u!

Me & You! -

It takes 2 to tango.2 to kiss.2 to talk & remenisce.so many good things cum in 2 & one of those things is me & u!

When I met you...

True luv is hard 2 find.Special 1-1 of a kind.But the luv inside of me is true.It appeared the day i met you!

What is Love?

LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!

Falling in love...

You can fall from a bridge, you can fall from above, but the best way of falling, is falling in love!

You are the one..

What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so. When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see, that you are the only one for me?

My lover

Hearts could only love for a while, feets could only walk for some miles, clothes won't 4ever be in style, but having U as my 'lover' is worthwhile ....

[Venus]

Love Messages

Moving Sutra ...



Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on.



I miss you ...

U mUz bE tiReD cOz u haF bEEn runNinG thrU mY miNd, u gOttA bE a thiEf coZ u haF stOleN My hEaRt n i muZ haF BeEn a bAd shOotEr CoZ i kEep miSSing u...



1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ..

Luv not 1, Luv not 2 Luv d 1 who luvs u true, Luv not 3, Luv not 4
Luv d 1 who luvs u more Luv not 5, Luv not 6 Luv d 1 who really sticks,Luv not 7, Luv not 8 Luv d 1 who really waits...



The Spaces ...

The SPACES between ur FINGERS were created so that another person's fingers would fill them in. Hope U found the hand that u r meant 2 hold on 4ever..

Fate ...

Fate has brought us together, to meet, to know and to part is the saddest thing in life... I £ove You...



Never ending circle

If you love someone, put their name in a circle instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever.



Wont let you go

I know its wrong 4 me 2 fall 4 u,but i cant get through it & if choosing right means letting u go...then let me be wrong 4ever...

[Venus]

Love Messages

Except you ... -

I would give up happines to never see you sad, I would give up eternity to be with you always, I would give up my life so that yours would be new... I'd give up everything... except U...



Sun & Moon -

Everyone wants 2 b the sun dat lights up your life.But I'd rather b ur moon,so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around.



Everything ...

U promsd 2 tke cre of me bt u hrt me, u promsd me 2 brng me joy bt u brought me tears, u promisd me ur luv bt u gave me PAIN....ME? i promised u Nothing but i gave you EVERYTHING!!!!



I Miss You !

I don't wanna feel the way that I do, I just wanna be right here with you, I don't wanna see us apart, I just wanna say straight from my heart I miss you

Always on my mind...

Sometimes words are hard to find, to form that perfect line to let you know you're always on my mind!



Three things ...

I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever.
i love the 'y'
i love the 'u'
i love the 'o'
put them together
and i love 'you'



It's me!

Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

[Viren]

I love three things: the sun, the moon and you, the sun for the day, the moon for the night and you forever.
i love the 'y'
i love the 'u'
i love the 'o'
put them together
and i love 'you

Very Nice !!

[Parnyan]

love messages
Is it true? Can it be? Are you the only one for me?l

A day without you is like a day without light because you light up my life. l

If you stood in front of a mirror and held up a dozen roses you would see the 13 most beautiful things in the world. l

If I got a penny every time I thought of you I'd be a millionaire by tomorrow. l

Why is it that I have to climb 1000 mountains to get to you and all you have to do is smile to get to me? l

Sometimes the best things in life are worth waiting for. So wait for me, I'll be right back.l
If I can only be with you in my dreams then I'll sleep for ever.

I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name on my hand but I washed it the next day. I wrote your name on a paper but I accidentally threw it away. I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay.

If I had a rose for everytime I thought about you Id be walking in a garden forever.

You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.

[Parnyan]

Friends are like gold. Each one is rich and they all last a lifetime.

Stay with me, I'll stay with you and we'll be friends, through and through.

Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Dont walk in front of me, I may not follow. Walk beside me and be my friend.
Never say you are happy when you are sad, never say you are fine when you are not okay, never say you feel good when you feel bad, and never say you are alone when I'm still alive.

If I could pull down the rainbow I would write your name with it and put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like you!

If i'm in hell and you in heaven, I would always look up and be proud of you, but if I were in heaven and you in hell, I'd beg God to send me down cause heaven won't be heaven without you.

Knowing a friend like you has made me happy in a million ways and if ever I have to let you go, I would find a million reasons to make you stay!

How can you tell the rain not to fall when clouds exist? How can you tell the leaves not to fall when wind exist? How can you tell me not to fall in friendship when you exist.

I have seen angels in the sky, I have seen snowfall in july, I have seen things you only imagine to see, But I haven’t seen anything sweeter than you.

[Parnyan]

love sms
You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason
why I love you!

I am in hospital now. After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room. The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...

If I had a penny for everytime I thought of you, I'd still miss you, but at least I would be rich enough to come and see you..!!

If I die and go to heaven, I'll put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see, how much you mean to me.

I miss you so, here around me, so many people, but yet so alone. I miss your lips, your lovely smile, I miss you each day more and more!

Love is hard and will always be, but remember somebody loves you and that one is ME !

I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you.

If you are mad at me, you might just as well give me all my kisses back!

[Parnyan]

Loving you has been the best thing to ever happen to me!

Just had to let you know... you're the best! I love you!

You are the sun in my day, the wind in my sky, the waves in my ocean, and the beat in my heart.

I wish I was there to hold you tight instead of just send this loving, "Good Night."

Thank you for being the one who calms all my inner fears.

I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!....

I LOVE YOU 2-DAY
I LOVE YOU 2-MORROW
PUT IT TOGETHER
I LOVE YOU 4-EVER

How lucky I am to have known someone who was so hard to say goodbye to. Love you dear.

I'm not the same since i met u, the days turned longer the nights turned colder and u will always have a special place in my heart just for you. I LOVE YOU

Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart. xXx

[Parnyan]

I wrote your name in the sand but the waves washed it away. I wrote your name on my hand but I washed it the next day. I wrote your name on a paper but I accidentally threw it away. I wrote your name in my heart and forever it will stay. l

If I had a rose for everytime I thought about you Id be walking in a garden forever.

You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.

[Parnyan]

Can I say I love you today? If not, can I ask you again tomorrow? And the day after tomorrow? And the day after that? Coz I'll be loving you every single day of my life.

When all seems lost and lonely for you
And you dont really know what to do
Look inside your heart and see
There in a special place, I will be
Most wonderful pairs in the world are:-
HEART & BEAT
NIGHT & MOON
BIRDS & SONGS
ROSES & LOVE
U & UR $MILE.
SO KEEP $MILING ALWAYS.

Being near is not the meaning of being dear,
I may be far from u but msgs are bridges
2 make u feel that I always REMEMBER YOU!

It is not being in love that makes me happy... but is being in love with YOU that makes me happy.

[Parnyan]

Someday you'll 4get abt me, ...my name, ...my voice, who I am & who I am 2 you... But even if you 4get abt me, I just wan u to know... I'll never 4get you...

So many questions, but the answers are so few, all i really know, is, I MISS YOU !

i may seldom tell u how special u are, i may not be able to reach u coz we're both busy, but inspite of all, u know u are someone i really miss and care about.

Is that love i see in your eyes, or merely a reflection of mine?

Ull always be mine 4 now & 4ever.Ull always be mine 4 u r my treasure.Ull always be mine please tell me its true.Please be mine 4ever ill always luv u

there was an headcount of angels in heaven, pandemonium strucked discoverin dat an angel is missin, pls call heaven & tell dem ure safe wit me, my sweet angel

i luv ur eyes i luv ur smile. i cherish ur ways i adore ur style. Wot can i say? ur 1 of a kind & 24/7 ur on my mind!

[Venus]

Greetings Messages

GoodMorning ...

The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to U



Sending dracula -

As u go 2 bed 2nite, I ordered bats 2 guard u tight. I told some ghosts to dance in white, & 2 make sure u r alryt, i'LL ask dracula 2 kiss ur neck goodnight..



cold night...

On this cold cold nite,in My small small rOOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!



Good friend -

A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly gd nite n sweet dreams...



I'll pray..

In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams Gd Nite



Another day.......

Nite has end for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.



Morning Gift....

Receive my simple gift of goodmorning wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!

[Parnyan]

MISS U SMS

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T " " V W X Y Z.Did i miss something. No, i put 'U' safely in my heart

n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
n ss!w ! ,n ss!w !
GOT CONFUSED?
OH!B SMART FRIEND:
ZARA MOBILE KO ULTA KAR K DEKHO

Good Time,Bad Time,Day Time,Night Time,Work Time,Off Time,Happy Time,Sad Time,Sleep Time,In the Mean Time...I MISS YOU all the Time.

There's no Special reason for this msg, I juz wanna steal a single moment out of ur busy life & hope I can make u smile n say: I Miss U.

U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u.

In The Flower My Rose Is You,
In The Diamond My Kohinoor Is You,
In The Sky My Moon Is You,
I'm Only Body My Heart Is You,
That's Why I Always MISS YOU!

Whenever I miss You, Stars falls down from the Sky. So any day if you find the sky empty, don't blame me! It's all your fault; You made me Miss You So Much!!

If u wanna know how much I miss u, try to catch rain drops, the ones u catch is how much u miss me, and the ones u miss is how much I miss

[Venus]

Greetings Messages

Goodnight ...

LyinG oN mY BeD, LoOkiN @ ThE CloCk, I nOe tAt iTs timE 2 zzz. I WonDeR HoW hAv U bEEn todaY... HopE Tat EveryTHinG is FInE.. WiSh u sweeT dReaMz n Sleep TiGhT!



Nice day ...

Morning greetings doesn't only mean saying Gd Morning, it has asilent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!



Sweetdreams -

Stars light Stars bright u're the only Star I see tonite. I wish I may. I wish I might be there guarding ur dreams tonite, gd nite sweet dreams



Goodnight ...

On this cold cold nite,in My small small rOOm,i Look At The Brite Brite StArS iN tHe DaRk DaRk sKy & DrEaM of uR sWeet sWeet SmiLe on ur CuTe CuTe FaCe! GdNiTe!



Goodnight ...

As nite falls upon the land, it is time 2 Zz again. With the moon hangin in the starlit sky, i'm here 2 wish U NiteNite! Sweet dreams, cover blanket tight tight



GoodMorning ...

The sun had rised from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..

[boy iran]

>1) Luv Holds Heart,Heart holds feelings,feelings holds emotions,emotions holds tears,tears are held by eyes,eyes hold U,B'coz U hold frendship.

2) The wrd TRUST is the basis of all relations bt a smal mistak made in nyway can change its entire meaning.. like the Missing letter 'T' can 'RUST' the
relation..

3) Dont get rest after a success. People say ur previous victory as a luck in ur next failure.. Keep on working.. success is always urs..

4) Loving what u get is compromise.. . Getting what u love is success... Loving even after knowing that u won't get it is Pure love...!!
Good Night...

5) If u have a heart that obeys ur mind u can win the whole world....
If u have a mind that obeys ur heart u can win the love of so many hearts.N think +ve always!

6) A cup of hot hello's, A plate of crispy wishes, A spoon of sweet smiles & A slice of great success. Hope this breakfast makes ur day lovely.

7) 'Flower'means
"Honey",
'Honey'means
"Sweet",
'Sweet'means
"Desire",
'Desire'means
"Love",
'Love'means
"Friend"
'Friend'means
"YOUUUUUUUUUUU

8) Never search your happiness in others it will make you feel alone. But search it in yourself, you will feel happy even if you are alone.

9) U can close ur eyes to things u dont want to see. But u cant close ur heart to things u do no want to feel.

10) One of the best message I've ever read: "If u desire to blossom like a rose in the garden, first u have to learn the art of adjusting with the thorns."

[Parnyan]

LOVE SMS

Can I say I love you today? If not, can I ask you again tomorrow? And the day after tomorrow? And the day after that? Coz I'll be loving you every single day of my life. l

used to think that the world is so unfair, that it gave me so many reasons to hate it. But now, how can I hate such a wonderful world that gave me you? l

An angel asked me a reason why I care for you so much. I told her I care for you so much coz there's no reason not to.l

wish my eyes could speak what my heart feels for you, coz my lips can lie on what is true. My eyes couldn't coz even if I close them I could still see you. l

Text me when you are sad, text me when you need someone to listen to and you can't find anyone who will. I don't care if I'm your last option, I just don't want you to cry alone.


If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder and hold you close to me and answer with a smile: "Like this!" l

Do you take me to be your lawfully wedded text mate, in sickness or in health, through metering or not, till low bat do us part? l

[Parnyan]

Love sMs
I always think of you, but I always fail to know the reason why. Is there something else I should know about you? But there is one thing that I know is true. That life will always be sad without you.l

My biggest reward is to see you smile, know you are happy, and feel you are loved. I know life is sometimes cruel, but that's why I'm here, to show you that life can be good when somebody cares. l

They say that as long as there is one person loving you, life isn't a waste. So if you lose hope and thought that life is not worth living, just remember I'm here.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I am waiting to hear from a cute guy like you.

It's hard for two people to love each other when they live in two different worlds. But when these two worlds collide and become one, that's what you call you and I.

It's hard to say hello because it might be goodbye. It's hard to say I'm okay because sometimes I'm not. But it's easy to say I miss you coz I know that I really do.

Ah-- I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget my name too, call me yours!

Everyone wants to be the sun that lights up your life. But I'd rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour when your sun isn't around

[olinda]

.[/.Your Love is Ur Heart,[.Your heart is Ur Spouse,[.Your spouse is Ur Future.]Your future is Ur Destiny,[.Your destiny is Ur Ambition,.Your ambition is Ur Aspiration,[.[/.Your aspiration is Ur Motivation,[I.].Your motivation is Ur Belief.]Your belief is Ur Peace.Your peace is Ur Target,[.Your target is Heaven.[/.Heaven is no fun without FRIENDS.[....
F- Few
R- Relations
I - In
E - Earth
N - Never
D- Die
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[Girl 2007]

listen and silent are two words with same alphabets and are very important for friendship becouse only a true friend can listen to you when you are silent!

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[Yazz]

yo fellas
hey, check this out, tell it. it was this blind man, right? man, check this out it was this blind man, right? he was feelin his way down the street with this stick, right
. he walked past this fish market, you know what Im sayin? he stopped, he took a deep breath, he said, woooooo, good morning, ladies
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[Yazz]

don't walk in front of me, cause i'm may not follow
don't walk behind me neither, i'm may not be a good leader

!!!!thus, walk beside me and be my friend forever

cya

[bahal20]

Some people have nice eyes,some have nice smiles and others have nice faces.But you have all of these along with a nice heart.I love you.Yasin

[s.m.k-design]

do not marry a person that you know you can live whith
Only someone that you can not live whitout