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نسخه کامل مشاهده نسخه کامل : اس ام اس جوک و سرکاری (فینگلیش)



sajad-tnt
13-03-2010, 08:50
دوستان عزیز ضمن عرض سلام

در این تاپیک میتونید اس ام اس های فینگلیش (جوک،سرکاری و ...) رو قرار بدید.:31:

دوستان حتما در جریان هستند که اس ام اس های فارسی - انگلیسی (فینگلیش)
تقریبا 2 برابر اس ام اس فارسی میتوانند حرف ها رو ارسال کنند
- فینگلیش(160 حرف) و فارسی (70 حرف)
پس به صرفه تره !!!
البته باید بدونید همیشه بهتره فارسی رو پاس بدارید
البته اگه وضع مالی تون خوبه !!!!!!:27:

sajad-tnt
13-03-2010, 17:10
Ye roz az ye haloo miporsan khunat kojast?
migeh tehran hamon dar zardeh

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yeki khabesh kheili sangin bud takhtsh mishkane

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Be pesare migan nazaret darbareye namzadi chie?
mige:mesle ine ke babat barat docharkhe bekhare nazare savar shi

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Donya 3 rokn dare:
1.aslan asheg nasho
2.age asheg shodi vase mashooght bemir
3.age mordi khak bar sare bi janbat konan

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midooni shabahate pesare mojarad ba mashin lebas shooee chiehar do tookafan

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sajad-tnt
13-03-2010, 17:22
ye soal:gave hasan kachal ke na shir dareh na pestoon che joori shiresho bordan hendestoon

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India=osiahe / Italy=ograselo / belgium=okrasich / england=osefil turkey=oragsavin / japan=ochang chong / spain=orrraseliro china=ochinhu / france=orakhel / iran=oskol shodi


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Ino be2n ke to 2nya ye ghalb hast ke baraye to mitape .. .. .. Onam ghalbe khodete

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Heyvanat 12saat zod tar zelzelaro tash khis midan age khabar shodi ma ro bi khabar nazari

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Salam,khubi?Ye soale jensi dashtam rum nemishe az kasi beporsam,tanha kasi ke mitune komakam kone
toee,faghat khahesh mikonam bekasi nagu.Jense shalvaret chie


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Mojtaba N87
13-03-2010, 18:48
دوستان عزیز ضمن عرض سلام

در این تاپیک میتونید اس ام اس های فینگلیش (جوک،سرکاری و ...) رو قرار بدید.:31:

دوستان حتما در جریان هستند که اس ام اس های فارسی - انگلیسی (فینگلیش)
تقریبا 2 برابر اس ام اس فارسی میتوانند حرف ها رو ارسال کنند
- فینگلیش(160 حرف) و فارسی (70 حرف)
پس به صرفه تره !!!
البته باید بدونید همیشه بهتره فارسی رو پاس بدارید
البته اگه وضع مالی تون خوبه !!!!!!:27:


ولی هر اس ام اس انگلیسی در همراه اول 3 برابر فارسی قیمت داره !

sajad-tnt
13-03-2010, 19:21
ولی هر اس ام اس انگلیسی در همراه اول 3 برابر فارسی قیمت داره !
درسته دوست عزیز ، ولی برای ایرانسل چه فارسی و چه انگلیسی فقط 160 ریاله.
در ضمن شما با این سایت میتونید اس ام اس های رایگان ارسال کنید .

برای مشاهده محتوا ، لطفا وارد شوید یا ثبت نام کنیدســــال نــــو مـــــبارک.

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Age kasi behet roozi 1sms zad yani be yadete. age 2ta zad 2set dare. age 3ta zad asheghete .age 4ta zad mikhadet. age 5 ta zad motmaen bash ke azar dareh mikhad aziyatet kone

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Amaro argham neshun mide dar har ruz 3no junevar badjens nasleshun monghar es mishe tajob mikonam hanuz dary nafas mikeshy!!!


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midoni behtarin yonjey male kojast? nemidoni mohem nist az ye gave dige miporsam

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V v V v v V v v v V v V v v v V v v V v v v V v v vv v v V V v: inha,parandehaye,mohajerand,ke baraye oskol kardane shoma,oomadand

sajad-tnt
13-03-2010, 19:23
bi to mahtab shabi baz az an koche gozashtam fek nakon yade to bodam kar nadashtam vel migashtam


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baba 10met garm, 9karetim, 8tablakootim, 7tire babatim, 6she mashinetim, 5jere khoonatim, 4keretim, 3loolaye vojoodetim, 2roshkatim ,1kam maro daryab

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gofti "ey yaar" goftam "zahre maar" , gofti "ey noor" goftam "mordeshoor", gofti "az ghame doorie to bimaaram" goftam "be man che, mage man parastaaram

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eshgh chist?...3saat negah...3saat khande...3saat safa...3roz ashnayi...3hafte vafadari...3mah bigharari...3sal entezar...30 sal pashimani


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tanha tarine shabhaye man sedaye tost. tanha to hasti ke dar nimeshab soratam ro navazesh mikoni . tanha dalile shab bidarye man to hasti . ba to hastam ey PASHEH

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sajad-tnt
13-03-2010, 19:25
doost dari begam mikham har rooz sobh ba sedat bidar sham va badesh begam ba saatam boodam? doost dari begam mikham kenare to bekhabam va bad begam ba balesham boodam? doost dari begam mikham bahat harf bezanamo bad befahmi ba yahoo helperam? doost dari begam chera rafti bad befahmi ba bargham? in dafe migam dooset daram, vali ba khode khodetam

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khoda be hameye fereshteha dastoor dad ta tooye behesht jam beshan ta behtarin fereshtaro entekhab kone vali behtarim fereshte jamoond chon dar hal khoondane inaie ke man neveshtam


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man tooye donya seta doost daram ... khorshid ,mah va to. avali ro vaseye roozam mikham / dovomiro vaseye shabam mikham / vali to ro vaseye tak take lahzehaye zendegim mikham

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badtarin dard in nist ke az eshghet door bashi.badtarin dard in nist ke be ooni ke doosesh dari naresi.badtarin dard in nist ke eshghet behet naro bezane.badtarin dard inam nist ke asheghe yeki bashi yo oon nadoone.badtarin dard ine ke yeki bemire oon vaght taze befahmi ke dooset dashte !!!!!!!!!!!!!! inam ye noe darde dige

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Ye rooz Del ba khodesh ahd bast ke az in be baad sang misham , sang shod...........raft miyoone sanga neshast , ama...........asheghe ye sange dige shod

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sajad-tnt
13-03-2010, 19:30
doost dari begam mikham har rooz sobh ba sedat bidar sham va badesh begam ba saatam boodam? doost dari begam mikham kenare to bekhabam va bad begam ba balesham boodam? doost dari begam mikham bahat harf bezanamo bad befahmi ba yahoo helperam? doost dari begam chera rafti bad befahmi ba bargham? in dafe migam dooset daram, vali ba khode khodetam

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khoda be hameye fereshteha dastoor dad ta tooye behesht jam beshan ta behtarin fereshtaro entekhab kone vali behtarim fereshte jamoond chon dar hal khoondane inaie ke man neveshtam


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man tooye donya seta doost daram ... khorshid ,mah va to. avali ro vaseye roozam mikham / dovomiro vaseye shabam mikham / vali to ro vaseye tak take lahzehaye zendegim mikham

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badtarin dard in nist ke az eshghet door bashi.badtarin dard in nist ke be ooni ke doosesh dari naresi.badtarin dard in nist ke eshghet behet naro bezane.badtarin dard inam nist ke asheghe yeki bashi yo oon nadoone.badtarin dard ine ke yeki bemire oon vaght taze befahmi ke dooset dashte !!!!!!!!!!!!!! inam ye noe darde dige

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Ye rooz Del ba khodesh ahd bast ke az in be baad sang misham , sang shod...........raft miyoone sanga neshast , ama...........asheghe ye sange dige shod

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midoooni chera vaghti gereye mikoni
cheshmato mibandi? vaghti mikhay bekhandi
vaghti mikhay kasi ro booos koni vaghti
mikhay too roya beri cheshato mibandi?
chon ghashangtarin chizaye in donya didani nistan

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yeki migoft adam bayad toye asheghi mesle sigar bashe , ba inke midoone akharesh zire pa lehesh mikonan vali bazam ta akaresh be paye adam misooze

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3ta fereshteye mehraboon hastan .1) avali dare be parandeha ghaza mide 2) dovomi dare be mardom komak mikone sevomi ke man kheyli kheyli doostesh darm dare in sms ro mikhoone

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ye soal .midooni eshgh mesle chi mimoone?fek kon.na eshtebah gofti eshgh mesle jish kardan tooye shalvare,har kasi ke befahme behet mikhande,vali faghat khodeti ke garmasho hess mikoni

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shab ke mishe boro kenare panjere ta setareha bebinanet va hasoodishoon beshe ke maheshoon male mane

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Lastike delam ro ba mikhe negahat panchar kardi eshghi!!

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Man az edareye bargh sms mizanam shakie khosoosi darin barghe cheshatoon ye nafaro koshte!

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Tamame lezathay donya vase zamaniye ke aslan entezaresho nadari va hich lezati balatar az doust dashtan nist pas hala ke entezaresho nadari douset daram

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rasme neveshtan ra ..... rasme khandan ra ......rasme yad gereftan ra .......dar zendegi madyoone to hastam, tamame zendegiam va noore cheshmam toi,tanha rahe nejatam az tarikeye cheshmanam toyi....DOOOOOSTAT DARAM Eynake man

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vaghti khaterehaye adam ziyad mishe divar otagh por az aks mishe ama hamishe delet vase kasi tang mishe ke nemitooni aksesho be divar bezani

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har kasi ye rozi miyad ye rozi mire yeki ba delesh mire yeki ba pahash moragheb bash kasi ba paye khodesh az delet biron nare

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doost dari begam harja bashi peidat mikonam bad befahmi ba daste kilid boodam?\doost dari begam chera rafti bad befahmi ba bargh boodam?\doost dari begam chighadr latifi bad befahmi ba hole hamam boodam?\ doost dari begam DOOSET DARAMbad fekr koni ba..............na in dafe ba KHODET boodam asalam!!


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dooost daram ashk cheshmanam ra seilab baraye to ravaneh konam valy khod dar khoshky bemiram.

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vaghty dari fekr mikoni ke man daram fekr mikonam keto dary fekr mikoni keman be chi fekr mikonam delam mikhad ke fekr koni ke man beto fekr mikonam

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DivOone.
Oghdeyi.
Sar be hava.
Efadeyi.
TarsOo.
Damadami.
As o pas.
Razl.
Az khod Razi.
Mozhek.

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TO KHODET NOMREYE BISTI

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Davatam kon be ye boose goosheye denje ye roya..man mikham ba to bemoonam az alan ta tahe donya.....man mikham basham kenaret .....ba hamin roya bemiram...man mikham bemiram amma dastato to dast begiram.....vaseye be to residan in hame shabo davidam....khaste az toloo fardashab be shab khabeto didam

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bia be name eshgh sogand yad konim ke paize ra faramoosh nakonim va be b**** beyandshim.man paize varg rize tora baraye to b**** khaham kard

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har kasi ye rozi miyad ye rozi mire yeki ba delesh mire yeki ba pahash moragheb bash kasi ba paye khodesh az delet biron nare

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